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            <title>I Sent My Son To Israel</title>
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            <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12px; font-family: 'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);&quot; tag=&quot;span&quot; class=&quot;yui-tag-span yui-tag&quot;&gt;A Jewish man was growing nervous. His son was coming of age and his 13th year&lt;br&gt;was drawing closer. The Jewish father was concerned that his young son was not&lt;br&gt;well versed in the Jewish faith and wanted to better educate him on his roots&lt;br&gt;before his barmitzvah. The father decided to send his young son to Israel to see their homeland and study his heritage.&lt;span class=&quot;Apple-converted-space&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It later came time for the young boy to return home. The boy came in and fell to his fathers feet thanking him over and over for sending him to Israel. &quot;Ohhh father&quot; he exclaimed excitedly &quot;I learned so much while I was there...but I have some bad news&quot; pausing a second or so he concluded &quot;While I was there I converted to Christianity.&quot;&lt;span class=&quot;Apple-converted-space&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The father fell to his knees &quot;OHHH NOOOO What have I done??&quot; Worried he hurried over to his closest friends house. After explaining what happened to him his friend replied &quot;Funny you should bring this to me...I also sent my son to Israel..and he TOO converted to Christianity.&quot;&lt;span class=&quot;Apple-converted-space&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The two friends almost in a panick decided they must immediatly go to the Rabbi and ask for guidance. After explaining the Rabbi replied &quot;Funny you should bring this to me..I TOO sent my son to Israel and he ALSO converted to Christianity.&quot;&lt;span class=&quot;Apple-converted-space&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All three men in unison fell to their knees and blurted out prayers to God begging for guidance. God quietly replied &quot;Funny you should bring this to me...I TOO sent my son to Israel...&quot;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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